You can add the following to the list of things that piss me off.
I am driving along minding my own business when one of those infernal SUV’s cuts me off, as is its wont. There is something about an SUV (four wheel drive vehicle by its other name) that rubs me up the wrong way.
Let’s be honest, it’s not the vehicle so much as the attitude of the driver of an SUV. It takes an especially annoying sort of person to drive an SUV in the middle of a big city.
I know that this vehicle never leaves a bitumen road to climb a crag in the outback. It never ventures far from the cafes and shopping malls of Melbourne and it usually double parks outside a school at drop-off and pickup times.
Drivers of these cars rarely glance in the rear view mirror or have second thoughts about doing a U-turn in the middle of heavy traffic.
So that’s why I have concluded that people who drive SUV’s are not considerate, courteous or intelligent. And that’s putting it mildly.
So you can imagine my reaction when I read on the rear window of an SUV that there is a “Baby on Board.”
What is that notice meant to signify? Does it mean “Please don’t hit me because I am special because I have a baby in the car.”
“Be aware of my great contribution to overpopulation and applaud my achievement in producing an offspring.”
I have to admit that my initial response is to mutter “Who gives a stuff?” and then I’m tempted to toot my horn very deliberately in acknowledgement of such information. After all, the message has been received and duly noted. “Baby on Board. Idiot at the wheel!”
One thought on ““Baby on board.” Idiot at the wheel”
Yep, that,s a sign that always causes grinding of choppers in our car, with mutterings of ‘you had the kid, YOU keep it safe.
The only back window adornment that I have ever approved showed that stupid, twee,”My Family” group, including the dog, all hanging from individual gibbets, and accompanied by the message “F**k your family” Cheers