Lili says no to Tiger Woods

Went to my “Women who have not slept with Tiger Woods or Bill Clinton” meeting this week and it was pretty lonely there. Just a couple of us, really. And it’s not as if we hadn’t been approached by either of the gentlemen. The other member of our club was a golf pro who had offered to caddy for Tiger but that’s as far as she was prepared to go.

As for me, I really didn’t want to come between a man and his wife. Call me old-fashioned, but I was primarily thinking of my own marriage. It isn’t easy being married and I wasn’t prepared to risk it all just for the glory of being another bimbo who fell for a celebrity.

Which brings me to the sad truth of it all. If it weren’t for the fact that Tiger and Old Bill are famous men, would anyone, including their wives, give them the time of day? There is an old Jewish saying that a rich man is handsome, has a great personality and sings well too.


2 thoughts on “Lili says no to Tiger Woods

  1. What about poor ol Mike Rann-isn’t he celebrated enough to be not slept with?
    Rushed recently to look in the latest Better Homes & Gardens which touted a DIY Versatile Entertainment Bench—but it didn’t look anything like a parliamentary desk !!!!!


    • Mike is an also ran, Max. Our club is très exclusive. I’m seriously thinking of expelling that golf pro who has had her eye on John Della Bosca lately. The “entertainment bench” you mentioned certainly has possibilities, but I’m not quite sure I like the DIY idea. Too much like hard work… Cheers


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