A baby was born yesterday at an excellent Melbourne Maternity Hospital. An email was subsequently sent to family and friends of the happy couple with the following observation:-

Overheard whispering while waiting to be called in to the surgery: “She’s a family lawyer, and I think he’s also some sort of lawyer. So be very careful.” And they were. It’s like being a member of the Mafia,

wrote the “some sort of lawyer” who in reality is an Assoc. Professor of Law at Melbourne University.

Perhaps the staff were afraid of finding a horse’s head on their pillow. lol