Oh, how I wish I had thought of this idea! It’s so brilliant!
That nasty paedophile, Dennis Ferguson, is out of jail waiting on the results of the government’s appeal.
Nobody wants him as a neighbour and there have been constant demonstrations against him wherever he is placed.
The Police Minister says she doesn’t know what to do with him and I did offer a suggestion in a previous blog. Graham Egan in today’s “Courier-Mail” has a better idea, though. He suggests that Dennis be put in the Big Brother house. That way we can save the $1000 per day it costs to protect him and, besides, we can all keep an eye on him. It should also dampen down the sexual improprieties going on in the Big Brother house.
I love that sort of lateral thinking!